You might be a twin mom if.....

The girls on one of the boards on my Twinsmagazine site started " You might be a twin mom if....."
This is funny and I would like to share some of what we said. I've edited a bit to the things that are true to me.

You might be a twin mom if......

-You realize after leaving the house you have no idea what YOU look like but you have remembered 2 bottles, bottled water, a spoon, baby food, 8 diapers, 2 spit rags, 4 bibs, wipes, sun glasses, bandaids, tissues, toys ( the favorite 8), 4 binkies, the stroller, the keys, your wallet, the dog, the cat, the kitchen sink......

-You think shaving, showering and even wearing clothes is overrated

-If you have a whole photo album just for ultrasound pictures.

-If your idea of a quiet day is having only one baby crying at a time.

-You wish they sold onesies in even numbers and get annoyed they sell them in packs of 3 or 5 You always have to buy 2 packs because even #'s are now your OCD!

-You do everything with your feet because your hands are full.

-You find the cutest oufit on clearance but you can't buy because there aren't two

-You go the pediatrician by yourself with both of them. In the waiting room is several couples with ONE baby going on and on about all the little hard things and comparing notes. There you are feeding both of them (whipping 2 bottles out in under 10 seconds I might add) trying not to ROFL thinking these people should be asking you for advice.

-You have ever had to use the handicap bathroom because a double stroller won't fit otherwise. Or you have to go the bathroom with the baby in the Snugli because apparently daddy can't handle holding both of them for 2 minutes.

-you can also hold 2 babies and pee at the same time!

-You rush through Walmart at breakneck speed ignoring every hushed comment about cute this and aww that because you don't want to be stopped and asked those stupid questions.

-You have upholstered everything in your house awaiting the day they will walk..... in different directions

-Your freezer if full of plastic bags filled with an array of orange colored ice cubes all labeled and categorized so you can tell them apart. thank god peas are green. lol

-The van looks just as messy as the living room. on a good day

-You have a VAN because a bus is too expensive.

-You have a binky and bottle graveyard after buying hundreds to find they only like 1 kind but each likes a DIFFERENT kind.

and, you might be a mom of twins if......

-You go to bed every night knowing that you are the woman for doing what you do and staying sane!
But seriously if you had triplets you would have died. LMAO